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Drop Kick Drop Kick

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Very very very annoying to play

It took me a while to finally hit that ball as it bounced across the screen, and it went off to the side and missed. So that annoyed me. Then, after another stretch of playing, I finally got it to go towards the goal, and it went right over it. So I was quite annoyed. Finally, after far too long the stupid ball went along the ground towards the goal... and missed. However, not one to give up, I continued and managed to finally score one goal. And it lacked any sort of achievement because it meant nothing, I still didn't qualify. The style doesn't work. You need to practice at this for so long to become good that it just isn't worth it. The graphics and everything were ok, I just didn't like the style of the game.

Wasted Sky Wasted Sky

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

good, but not that good

The mouse system is terrible, I keep clicking just off the window as I mvoe the mouse about frantically and click repeatedly, and I get shot to hell as I try to bring the window back up. You also don't have to care about the guns on the ship at all, I find it easier to try and not protect them than to protect them, which is kind of daft. The whole "let's do hyperdrive through an asteroid field" speech is stupid, and the voice is annoying. The graphics were quite bad too, the enemy ships just annoyed me. I do like the Lenin's Tomb bad guy, although it is a tad unfair fighting that damn thing. Yet somehow I still like that game and kept replaying it. It's all right, it just has some annoying problems with it.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Neither good nor bad. The drawings were good, I'll give you that, as well as the animation, but other than that there was nothing to do really. You clicked on two falling snowflakes (one of which I couldn't find so I gave up) and got undressed. Nex time try to make it a little more interactive, or extra people, or something.

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BulletTime BulletTime

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bloody awesome

Man, this is one of the best games I've played in ages. Ok, not very big, but it's still an amazing game. I would offer constructive criticism, but I actually can't think of a way of improving it without taking away from it, if you know what I mean. If you added more you would probably just ruin the game. Anyway, this game is so cool!

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Stoner Dress-up Stoner Dress-up

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


it isn't a sexy dressup, but a funny one. good idea

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Arrow Head & Triangle Arrow Head & Triangle

Rated 0 / 5 stars


i hope for the love of god that this is the first game u ever produced, if not it should be the last.

franks adventure 2 franks adventure 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

as good as the 1st

this so kicks ass! its so cool. probably the best game on newgrounds just now. slightly annoying if u didnt have enough money to pay pico, which was my problem, but that was easily fixed. the ice cream confused me for a while, but again, i got round that. i love this game! u rock dude. but u shouldnt try to learn english from our reviews. nobody here can speek or spell proper english, me included. one last thing. the guy who wrote before me. 'Fantasy4ever'. ur a moron. its obvious u sell the pics. and u never actually said if it was a good game, only asked a dumb question. fuck off! neway, good game. bring out a sequel. oh wait, u already did. well, u rock dude! we should totally have more of ur games and less of games like make a j lo. dont get me started on that one though, i hated that game. guess this is a little long, eh? sorry about that, but u totally rock dude! this game is so cool

Britney make Up Britney make Up

Rated 0 / 5 stars


let's see. i've played make a britney, make a j lo and now britney make up. im considering sueing u for wasting so much of my fucking time. drugfilms, please fuck off and never make a game again. all u ever make is crappy games that r just diabolical shite. they r not funny, fun, graphically great, violent or even sexy. hell, if i play another 1 of them ill probably become imputent. what with putting forks in my eyes to stop me seeing such boring timewasting shit, im going to be 1 fucked up guy

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One Man's Fridge One Man's Fridge

Rated 3 / 5 stars


it is a really cool game. very funny. but is there any music in it that is not stolen from FF7? u obviously like the game, considering you stole the music and names, except bob of course. u so could have picked a better name than bob though. of course, to be fair, u could have picked worse. but all in all, one of funniest games ive played in a long time. the lack of colour made it brilliant as well, cause with colour it would just suck. us hould totally bring out more games, but no fucking sequels. sequels just suck balls.

Strip Stripperella Strip Stripperella

Rated 2 / 5 stars

needs more work

the backgrounds too dark. You can't really see things if you move them. And the backgrounds aren't very clear. Try and draw a lighter one. Add some music. Make her actually do something other than move her mouth. Other than that, i have no advice, except maybe bin it. it was pretty crap, but i'll give you this- it has the shortest downloading time i've ever seen on newgrounds.