I'm sorry, but I'm not reviewing the animation here, although it was pretty damn funny. I'm just pissed off at the guy who reviewed before me, who's all like "Oh dear, this is RACIST!"
I hate racism above everything else, but my second most hated thing is when people are overly PC. That wasn't racist, or at least not from what I could tell. What does offend me is that YOU are quite blatantly racist, if in a different way.
You WANT them to insult the asian guy? What the fuck is wrong with you? So it's ok to insult other ethnicities as long as they're not black? That is pretty fucking hypocritical. Oh yes, the blacks have suffered enough, but Asians haven't so let's have a dig at them instead! Great attitude!
Now, I'll be honest, I'm white and I don't have a great number of black friends. There just aren't a great number of them in my area. However, I get the feeling that some of them might be pissed off when you look down on them and start pitying them and act all nice just because they're black. It's still racism, just in reverse, and if it doesn't piss them off, it certainly pisses me off.
Also, the fact that they're white means they just have to be racist, right? Sorry to use the phrase you described yourself as, a white male. Because all white males bar you are racist. If they'd been black taking the piss out of white people it would be perfectly ok, but just the idea of white people taking the piss out of black gets you riled up. You god damn hypocritical racist bastard!
Anyway, I'm off to calm down while I do some more obviously racist things, since I'm a white male and thus must obviously be racist like the creators of this animation, since I'm sticking up for them.
People like the guy who did that review make me sick.
Way too large
That was way too large a size of kb for the length of it and the quality of animation. And you're wrong, the hidden message is 'dont play with a deck full of jokers'. That was not terrible, but it was not good. It took ages to download, and nothing great happened. You set the mood, but right from the start it was obvious what was going to happen. I liked the style of graphics, but I can't vote more than 3 for them because they were simple and weren't actually well drawn. Hope that makes sense. Anyway, keep it up, just bring down the file size a little.
Totally agree dude, and you've got a great point there. Amazing graphics and brilliant music choice. That kicked ass! Just one little thing though. I've never seen a deer that just waited around for a tree to fall on it... they tend to run away very quickly whenever danger gets within a five mile radius of them. But other than that, amazing! You rock!
Man, that sucked
Ok, you can draw, you can animate and you can record your own voice. But that seems to be it. You need more storyline and something a little more interesting than some dildo being bored and 'pooping' a kid just for the sake of it before writing some text about how he took over the world. So, yeah, you're a good animator, you just can't come up with storyline.
it was alright
It was alright, nothing special. But here, some cons.crit. The loading bar-thingy. It flashed a lot and kept trying to go to play before it was loaded. Looks like you forgot to put in a 'stop' phrase somewhere or something. Hope that was useful, but undoubtedly it wasn't.
Dude, that was cool. Love all the jokes and stuff. but more importantly to the guy moaned about his parents, what the fuck? His PARENTS? You complained about something like that? God, I'm surprised you didn't write the damn review in leet you go damn anal-retentive jackass! But, yeah, good movie. make more. Yay to you!
um, aint much for speeches, but, uh, its good. yeah. watch it
funny, even the second time round
im willing to bet u know who did this review, but hey, subtlety never was my forte. one little thing dude, u made it all black and white, but the newgrounds thing starts off colourful for about a second (at least on resnet its only a second) :) neway, its a cool animation. go sally g! (you little ppl out there reading this review might not understand)
is it just him on the toilet?
i watched it for a while and just saw him sitting on a toilet moving badly animated hands. was that it? cause i got bored watching him do the same thing over and over again for ages and gave up
So many people give up these days. It's very sad.
I don't think you watched it long enough. If you had, you have seen the awesome fight scene. That is the major part of all my Internal Fires! It's the unique fighting scene with a twist at the end. Try not to give up in the future. If I had, I wouldn't be here right now.
the best flash movie ive ever seen! it was amazing. Made no sense, sure, but it was just so hilarious. dude, ur a complete genius, coming up with that. the western seen with the basil and courtney was the best by far though. seriously, watch this movie!
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