little-ricky-boy's Reviews

[Table Eight: Episode 3]

Sorry...

I'm sorry, but I'm not reviewing the animation here, although it was pretty damn funny. I'm just pissed off at the guy who reviewed before me, who's all like "Oh dear, this is RACIST!"

I hate racism above everything else, but my second most hated thing is when people are overly PC. That wasn't racist, or at least not from what I could tell. What does offend me is that YOU are quite blatantly racist, if in a different way.

You WANT them to insult the asian guy? What the fuck is wrong with you? So it's ok to insult other ethnicities as long as they're not black? That is pretty fucking hypocritical. Oh yes, the blacks have suffered enough, but Asians haven't so let's have a dig at them instead! Great attitude!

Now, I'll be honest, I'm white and I don't have a great number of black friends. There just aren't a great number of them in my area. However, I get the feeling that some of them might be pissed off when you look down on them and start pitying them and act all nice just because they're black. It's still racism, just in reverse, and if it doesn't piss them off, it certainly pisses me off.

Also, the fact that they're white means they just have to be racist, right? Sorry to use the phrase you described yourself as, a white male. Because all white males bar you are racist. If they'd been black taking the piss out of white people it would be perfectly ok, but just the idea of white people taking the piss out of black gets you riled up. You god damn hypocritical racist bastard!

Anyway, I'm off to calm down while I do some more obviously racist things, since I'm a white male and thus must obviously be racist like the creators of this animation, since I'm sticking up for them.

People like the guy who did that review make me sick.

[Cards]

Way too large

That was way too large a size of kb for the length of it and the quality of animation. And you're wrong, the hidden message is 'dont play with a deck full of jokers'. That was not terrible, but it was not good. It took ages to download, and nothing great happened. You set the mood, but right from the start it was obvious what was going to happen. I liked the style of graphics, but I can't vote more than 3 for them because they were simple and weren't actually well drawn. Hope that makes sense. Anyway, keep it up, just bring down the file size a little.

[Environmental]

Hell yeah

Totally agree dude, and you've got a great point there. Amazing graphics and brilliant music choice. That kicked ass! Just one little thing though. I've never seen a deer that just waited around for a tree to fall on it... they tend to run away very quickly whenever danger gets within a five mile radius of them. But other than that, amazing! You rock!

[Drop Kick]

Very very very annoying to play

It took me a while to finally hit that ball as it bounced across the screen, and it went off to the side and missed. So that annoyed me. Then, after another stretch of playing, I finally got it to go towards the goal, and it went right over it. So I was quite annoyed. Finally, after far too long the stupid ball went along the ground towards the goal... and missed. However, not one to give up, I continued and managed to finally score one goal. And it lacked any sort of achievement because it meant nothing, I still didn't qualify. The style doesn't work. You need to practice at this for so long to become good that it just isn't worth it. The graphics and everything were ok, I just didn't like the style of the game.

[Wasted Sky]

good, but not that good

The mouse system is terrible, I keep clicking just off the window as I mvoe the mouse about frantically and click repeatedly, and I get shot to hell as I try to bring the window back up. You also don't have to care about the guns on the ship at all, I find it easier to try and not protect them than to protect them, which is kind of daft. The whole "let's do hyperdrive through an asteroid field" speech is stupid, and the voice is annoying. The graphics were quite bad too, the enemy ships just annoyed me. I do like the Lenin's Tomb bad guy, although it is a tad unfair fighting that damn thing. Yet somehow I still like that game and kept replaying it. It's all right, it just has some annoying problems with it.

[XXXMAS]

meh

Neither good nor bad. The drawings were good, I'll give you that, as well as the animation, but other than that there was nothing to do really. You clicked on two falling snowflakes (one of which I couldn't find so I gave up) and got undressed. Nex time try to make it a little more interactive, or extra people, or something.